I searched on Match.com for women age 22-33 within 20 miles of San Diego. There were 18 results listed on the first page. I clicked on every profile from that first page. Listed below is a single quote from each of those profiles.
- “I’m looking for someone who makes me laugh!!”
- “I’m pretty outgoing and am instantly drawn to other energetic, funny people…if you make me laugh, I like you
” - “I’m all about the little things in life, and am looking for someone who can make me smile every day.”
- “A great sense of humor and someone laid back are some of the qualities that I do look for.” [sic]
- “I am looking for someone that loves the Lord and has a sense of humor”
- “I’d love to find a guy who is genuine, funny, easygoing, adventurous, and just wants to enjoy life.”
- “My ideal match would be someone that can keep up with me and make me laugh.”
- “I want him to be honest, loyal, optimistic person, who will have a good sense of humor.” [sic]
- “I’m looking for a guy who’s funny, friendly, confident, professional and cute!”
- “If God hit you with the ugly stick, it’s not that big of a deal, but please, please make sure to compensate for your lack of aesthetic beauty, with a little bit of humor, charisma and kindness.” [ed: I actually kind of like this sentence]
- “It is important for me to be with someone who has common sense and is down to earth with a good sense of humar.” [sic]
- “I would like him to be kind, reliable, with sense of humor and experienced” [sic]
- “I am looking for someone with a good sense of humor who is confident and likes to have fun!”
- “I am looking for someone who can make me laugh and who is open minded.”
- “Love to meet someone who makes me laugh, honest, someone respectful, considerate, generous, someone who likes music and appreciates the arts.”
- “I suppose my ‘Ideal match’ would always know how to make me laugh”
- “A few other tidbits….I’m a huge goofball, love to laugh, love food (sushi and thai are probably top 2).”
- “I am looking for someone who makes me laugh.”

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Groundbreaking. Want a woman? Become a standup comic. I always intuitively sensed these steroids never served any purpose.
(We’ll have to talk more about this in person.)
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