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What Women Really Want

I searched on Match.com for women age 22-33 within 20 miles of San Diego. There were 18 results listed on the first page. I clicked on every profile from that first page. Listed below is a single quote from each of those profiles.

  1. “I’m looking for someone who makes me laugh!!”
  2. “I’m pretty outgoing and am instantly drawn to other energetic, funny people…if you make me laugh, I like you :)
  3. “I’m all about the little things in life, and am looking for someone who can make me smile every day.”
  4. “A great sense of humor and someone laid back are some of the qualities that I do look for.” [sic]
  5. “I am looking for someone that loves the Lord and has a sense of humor”
  6. “I’d love to find a guy who is genuine, funny, easygoing, adventurous, and just wants to enjoy life.”
  7. “My ideal match would be someone that can keep up with me and make me laugh.”
  8. “I want him to be honest, loyal, optimistic person, who will have a good sense of humor.” [sic]
  9. “I’m looking for a guy who’s funny, friendly, confident, professional and cute!”
  10. “If God hit you with the ugly stick, it’s not that big of a deal, but please, please make sure to compensate for your lack of aesthetic beauty, with a little bit of humor, charisma and kindness.” [ed: I actually kind of like this sentence]
  11. “It is important for me to be with someone who has common sense and is down to earth with a good sense of humar.” [sic]
  12. “I would like him to be kind, reliable, with sense of humor and experienced” [sic]
  13. “I am looking for someone with a good sense of humor who is confident and likes to have fun!”
  14. “I am looking for someone who can make me laugh and who is open minded.”
  15. “Love to meet someone who makes me laugh, honest, someone respectful, considerate, generous, someone who likes music and appreciates the arts.”
  16. “I suppose my ‘Ideal match’ would always know how to make me laugh”
  17. “A few other tidbits….I’m a huge goofball, love to laugh, love food (sushi and thai are probably top 2).”
  18. “I am looking for someone who makes me laugh.”

One Comment

  1. Michael wrote:

    Groundbreaking. Want a woman? Become a standup comic. I always intuitively sensed these steroids never served any purpose.

    (We’ll have to talk more about this in person.)

    Tuesday, July 13, 2010 at 9:21 pm | Permalink

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